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31-Mar-2005
You've had a bad day but ...
24-Mar-2005
Things to Say when You're Stressed
17-Mar-2005
American State Mottos
10-Mar-2005
No Wonder We're Confused
03-Mar-2005
The Wisdom of Will Rogers
24-Feb-2005
Rules of Housekeeping
17-Feb-2005
You know you're working in Corporate America when ...
10-Feb-2005
Facts about the average parent
03-Feb-2005
Stories for 2035
27-Jan-2005
You're not a kid anymore when ...
20-Jan-2005
You know you're in trouble when ...
13-Jan-2005
Famous Mothers
06-Jan-2005
BBQ
30-Dec-2004
Learn a New Word Each Day
30-Dec-2004
No Wonder We're Confused
23-Dec-2004
Rules for Dating my Daughter
23-Dec-2004
Home Remedies
16-Dec-2004
You've Had a Bad Day But
16-Dec-2004
The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store (Provided by Cathy)
09-Dec-2004
Newpaper Misprint (Provided by Amba)
09-Dec-2004
Words Women Use
02-Dec-2004
What store employees really mean.
02-Dec-2004
George Carlin Thoughts
25-Nov-2004
Things not to say to the police
25-Nov-2004
Rare Words
18-Nov-2004
Parking Lot Rules
18-Nov-2004
Reasons dogs don't use computers
11-Nov-2004
Ummm. What was that again?
11-Nov-2004
Automobile Acronyms
04-Nov-2004
2035 News Headlines
04-Nov-2004
From the mouth of the perfect wife
28-Oct-2004
New Mathematics
28-Oct-2004
Ways to identify if you are an American
21-Oct-2004
New taxes
21-Oct-2004
Things men know about women
14-Oct-2004
New drugs for men
14-Oct-2004
Cruel things to say to a naked man
07-Oct-2004
Rural Australian Computer Terms
07-Oct-2004
Who says pilots and controllers have no sense of humor?
30-Sep-2004
Generation-X Office Lingo
30-Sep-2004
Bill Gates New Mansion
23-Sep-2004
True facts about Americans
23-Sep-2004
Things to do in a public toilet
16-Sep-2004
Bit tit or little tits
16-Sep-2004
The cynics guide to life
09-Sep-2004
Things I;ve learned from my children
09-Sep-2004
If men were in charge of weddings
02-Sep-2004
Daffynitions
02-Sep-2004
If men were to rewrite the rules
25-Aug-2004
What a difference 30 years makes
25-Aug-2004
10 facts about the average parent
18-Aug-2004
No wonder we're confused
18-Aug-2004
Pregnancy Q & A
11-Aug-2004
You've had a bad day, but ...
11-Aug-2004
Why the Internet is like a Vagina
04-Aug-2004
Slogans?
04-Aug-2004
Hospital Charts
29-Jul-2004
Useful Expressions For High Stress Days
22-Jul-2004
I Bet You Didn't Know That
15-Jul-2004
Altering Words
08-Jul-2004
Hangover Ratings
01-Jul-2004
Little Known Illnesses
24-Jun-2004
Learn a new word every day
24-Jun-2004
Austin Powers Pickup Lines
17-Jun-2004
How To Stay Young
17-Jun-2004
Newspaper Headlines in the Year 2035
10-Jun-2004
Cheap And Simple Signs To Ward Off Burglars
10-Jun-2004
25 Signs that you've grown up
03-Jun-2004
YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO GO HOME WHEN
03-Jun-2004
You Know You're Kinky When
27-May-2004
Answering Machine at the Mental Hospital
27-May-2004
Don't take life too seriously
20-May-2004
Amusing Anagrams
20-May-2004
Food Spoilage Test for Bachelors
13-May-2004
You know you're the Corporate Geek when ...
13-May-2004
VIZ Top Tips
06-May-2004
Public Signs
06-May-2004
Condoms
29-Apr-2004
Computer Error Messages - in Haiku
29-Apr-2004
Bart Simpson Blackboard Quotes
22-Apr-2004
Touch Phone Tunes
22-Apr-2004
Weird Band Names
15-Apr-2004
Uses for Free Diskettes
15-Apr-2004
Uses for Duct Tape
08-Apr-2004
Politically Correct Terms for Cat Owners
08-Apr-2004
Politically Correct UNIX Terms
01-Apr-2004
Murphy's Law of Combat
01-Apr-2004
Mommy ! Mommy !
25-Mar-2004
Shortest Books Ever Written
25-Mar-2004
Politically Correct Terms even the Politically Corrent Don't Know About
18-Mar-2004
Homes J Simpson's Words of Wisdom
18-Mar-2004
Staw Wars Masturbation Euphamisms
11-Mar-2004
Do It Claims
11-Mar-2004
Meet your computer
04-Mar-2004
You might be a redneck Jedi if ...
04-Mar-2004
You might be a redneck if ...
27-Feb-2004
Steps to poop like a Woman
27-Feb-2004
Steps to poop like a Man
12-Feb-2004
Drawbacks to working in a cubicle
05-Feb-2004
Things to do while watching Lord of the Rings
29-Jan-2004
Obnoxious Things to do at the Pool
22-Jan-2004
More things I learnt from The Movies
15-Jan-2004
Try to have fun
08-Jan-2004
Ways to confuse your roommate
08-Jan-2004
How to annoy your parents
01-Jan-2004
If they married
01-Jan-2004
It is said
25-Dec-2003
Christmas Cake Recipe
25-Dec-2003
Little Known Christmas Fact
17-Dec-2003
Getting out of a Blind Date
10-Dec-2003
Normisms (From Cheers)
04-Dec-2003
Things Girls think Guys should know
27-Nov-2003
When the honeymoon is over
27-Nov-2003
Why fishing is better than making love
20-Nov-2003
Fun things to do while driving
13-Nov-2003
25 Uses for Used Condoms
13-Nov-2003
Things not to say at a job interview
06-Nov-2003
Leave me alone
30-Oct-2003
Do you Answer C ?
30-Oct-2003
Difference between Men and Women
23-Oct-2003
Dumb Analogies
16-Oct-2003
Traffic Exam Forms
16-Oct-2003
Welfare Form Stupidity
09-Oct-2003
Laws
09-Oct-2003
Slogans that never caught on
02-Oct-2003
Things you don't want to hear during surgery
02-Oct-2003
Factoids
25-Sep-2003
It's great to be a guy
25-Sep-2003
Ponder this
18-Sep-2003
Books never written (and with good reason)
18-Sep-2003
Excuses for not going on a date
11-Sep-2003
Stressed ?
04-Sep-2003
Success Is
04-Sep-2003
Before and After Marriage
28-Aug-2003
25 Fun things to do at the Psychiatrists
28-Aug-2003
20 Useful Expressions
21-Aug-2003
35 Things not to say to the Cops
21-Aug-2003
10 Signs your Amish Son is in Trouble
14-Aug-2003
Parental Excuses (Spelling Included)
07-Aug-2003
Children's Books You'll Never See
07-Aug-2003
Ponder This!
31-Jul-2003
Rules for Bank Robbers
31-Jul-2003
Speaking of Intelligence
24-Jul-2003
Things you want to say at work, but probably never will
24-Jul-2003
Why men are proud beasts
17-Jul-2003
Disgusting World Records
03-Jul-2003
Amaze your friends with details of the inane
26-Jun-2003
25 Truths about Life
19-Jun-2003
Cat Conversation Starters
12-Jun-2003
What was that word again?
05-Jun-2003
Student Metaphors
05-Jun-2003
Anyone Remember These?
29-May-2003
Three Little Words
29-May-2003
45 Top Oxymorons
15-May-2003
OFFICIAL U.S. DEPARTMENT OF STATE TRAVEL ADVISORY - FRANCE
08-May-2002
Things the Internet has taught me
08-May-2003
Fortune Cookies You'd Like To See
01-May-2003
Rules that guys wish girls knew
24-Apr-2003
A Hard Life
17-Apr-2002
19 Things By Dave Barry
17-Apr-2003
Treasury of Deathless Quotes From the Iraqi Information Minister
10-Apr-2003
20 Clues to Calling it a Night
10-Apr-2003
A Few Good Thoughts
03-Apr-2003
More Classes for Men and Women
27-Mar-2003
Lessons
20-Mar-2003
More Bumper Stickers
13-Mar-2003
On Being a Man
13-Mar-2003
Twisted Homilies
06-Mar-2003
If Men wrote Advice Columns
06-Mar-2003
You are the Weakest Link
27-Feb-2003
Drunk Words
27-Feb-2003
Dilbert-like Quotes
20-Feb-2003
Dear Girls
20-Feb-2003
The Random May You Generator V1.0
13-Feb-2003
Why Engineers make the Best Husbands
06-Feb-2003
A Friendship Poem
29-Jan-2003
You know you're living in the '02's when ...
29-Jan-2003
Kids Speak
16-Jan-2003
Ode to Mum
16-Jan-2003
Old
09-Jan-2003
Trials and Tribulations of the English Language
02-Jan-2003
If A Mouse Fails
26-Dec-2002
Men Are Like ...
19-Dec-2002
The Good Housekeeping Way
19-Dec-2002
New Slang Dictionary
12-Dec-2002
Rejected Hallmark Cards
12-Dec-2002
What to expect from your IT department
05-Dec-2002
Proud to be an Australian
28-Nov-2002
Excuse Generator V1.0
21-Nov-2002
How to Shower
14-Nov-2002
Management
14-Nov-2002
Rules by Bill Gates
07-Nov-2002
Geography of Men and Women
31-Oct-2002
First Date
31-Oct-2002
Great Chicken Recipe
24-Oct-2002
Seven Questions with Seven Answers
17-Oct-2002
Two Hard Questions
10-Oct-2002
New Prices for Technical Support
03-Oct-2002
So you think you know everything
03-Oct-2002
Incredible
26-Sep-2002
Fun Things to do at K-Mart while your spouse/partner/significant other is taking his/her sweet time
19-Sep-2002
Signs You've Grown Up
19-Sep-2002
Story with a Moral
05-Sep-2002
Office Dares
22-Aug-2002
Ponder This
22-Aug-2002
Dear Bank Manager
15-Aug-2002
How to give a Cat a Pill
15-Aug-2002
How to Dump a Man
08-Aug-2002
Who Understands Men
08-Aug-2002
Movie Clichés
01-Aug-2002
Melbourne Railway Stations
25-Jul-2002
Rules for Driving in Melbourne
25-Jul-2002
Doctors
18-Jul-2002
Fools of the World
18-Jul-2002
I'm Glad I'm a Man
11-Jul-2002
The Wedding
11-Jul-2002
Useless Facts
04-Jul-2002
Maintenance
04-Jul-2002
BOOM !
27-Jun-2002
Workplace Rules
27-Jun-2002
Cakes and Ale
20-Jun-2002
When You're Drunk
20-Jun-2002
More Comeback Lines
13-Jun-2002
Dumb Criminals
13-Jun-2002
Women Words
06-Jun-2002
If Men Got Pregnant
06-Jun-2002
A Story (circa Victorian Era)
30-May-2002
10 signs you've become a Geek
23-May-2002
Politically Correct Bedtime Story
23-May-2002
Famous Operations of Dr. Robert Liston (1846)
16-May-2002
Alphabet Insults
16-May-2002
FAQ's for Healthy Living
09-May-2002
Masturbation
02-May-2002
Catflaps
02-May-2002
My First Time
25-Apr-2002
Rule for Life
25-Apr-2002
US Tourists Guide to London
18-Apr-2002
Shot in the Head
18-Apr-2002
New Invention
11-Apr-2002
Creative Writing
11-Apr-2002
Corporate Culture Change
04-Apr-2002
You're a Jerk! by Patrick Hanifin (Published with Permission)
28-Mar-2002
Quayle'isms
28-Mar-2002
Letters between Husband and Wife
21-Mar-2002
The Reason Your Computer is Acting Funny Today
14-Mar-2002
Policy
14-Mar-2002
Chemistry Test
07-Mar-2002
Dark Sucker Theory
07-Mar-2002
Commonly Asked Questions About Men
28-Feb-2002
Hormones
28-Feb-2002
Seinfeld-isms
21-Feb-2002
Clean Hospital
21-Feb-2002
IBM
14-Feb-2002
User Queries
14-Feb-2002
Lightbulbs
07-Feb-2002
Come Back Lines
07-Feb-2002
Toasters
31-Jan-2002
Girlfriends
31-Jan-2002
The Facts of Life
24-Jan-2002
Dictionary of Dating
17-Jan-2002
More Weird Science
17-Jan-2002
Three Proofs About Jesus
10-Jan-2002
Quotes from Your Work
01-Mar-2002
Sex Quiz
27-Dec-2001
Weird Science
20-Dec-2001
Engage Brain - Open Mouth
20-Dec-2001
Intelligence Test
13-Dec-2001
Porn Star Name
13-Dec-2001
Reasons You Should Be Allowed To Drink At Work
06-Dec-2001
I'm Glad I'm a Woman
29-Nov-2001
Losers
29-Nov-2001
How to get people to stop bugging you about getting married
22-Nov-2001
Messages
22-Nov-2001
Proxy Father
15-Nov-2001
Embarrassing Moments
15-Nov-2001
Just in case you were having a bad day
08-Nov-2001
Work and Effort
08-Nov-2001
Teletubbies
01-Nov-2001
Nostalgia
01-Nov-2001
Computer Sex
25-Oct-2001
Paternity
25-Oct-2001
Embarrassing Moments
18-Oct-2001
The Human Race is Doomed
11-Oct-2001
Fairy Tale for Assertive Women
11-Oct-2001
And the Lord spoke to Noah
04-Oct-2001
Pull Over Driver
04-Oct-2001
Airline Attendants
27-Sep-2001
Users (sigh)
20-Sep-2001
Suicide
20-Sep-2001
Believe it or not
13-Sep-2001
Mothers are Great
06-Sep-2001
Strange but True
06-Sep-2001
Bricklayers Accident Report
30-Aug-2001
Dr. Suess on Technical Writing
30-Aug-2001
On
23-Aug-2001
Seinfeld
23-Aug-2001
In the beginning
16-Aug-2001
Felching
02-Aug-2001
Employee Evaluations
26-Jul-2001
Politically correct phrases when talking To/About Women
26-Jul-2001
German Phrases
19-Jul-2001
Have fun at the expense of others
19-Jul-2001
New Barbie's
12-Jul-2001
The A-Z of Women
12-Jul-2001
Haircuts
05-Jul-2001
Worlds Easiest Quiz?
05-Jul-2001
Dear Rich Bastard
26-Jun-2001
Worlds Shortest Books
26-Jun-2001
Things I've Learned
14-Jun-2001
How to interpret Staff Evaluation Reports
07-Jun-2001
Star Signs
07-Jun-2001
Proof that Women use Photocopiers more than Men
31-May-2001
What Women Say, What Men Hear
31-May-2001
I Hate
17-May-2001
The Difference between Men and Women
10-May-2001
Notes from an Inexperienced Chilli Taster
10-May-2001
Pizza Order
03-May-2001
Get with the program
03-May-2001
ER Stories
26-Apr-2001
Idiot Test
26-Apr-2001
Words that don't exist but should
19-Apr-2001
Sports Commentators
19-Apr-2001
6 Ways to Detect when the Honeymoon is Over
05-Apr-2001
Hierarchy
29-Mar-2001
Engineering the BBQ
29-Mar-2001
Church Bulletins
22-Mar-2001
And you say you don't know Jack Schitt
15-Mar-2001
Men and Women
08-Mar-2001
The 9 Types of Boyfriends
08-Mar-2001
The 9 Types of Girlfriends
01-Mar-2001
The Best of the Worst Country and Western Song Titles
01-Mar-2001
Chinese Proverbs
15-Feb-2001
Politically Correct ways to call someone Stupid
08-Feb-2001
11 Things you'll never hear a Woman say
01-Feb-2001
Parenting Definitions
01-Feb-2001
Slogans for Condom Week
25-Nov-2001
Most often asked questions from Women
18-Nov-2001
Frequent Flyer Frustration
18-Nov-2001
Rita Rudner's Fact about Men
11-Jan-2001
10 Things not to say out load in Victoria's Secret
11-Jan-2001
Concorde Advertising Slogans
04-Jan-2001
Ways to be Offensive at a Funeral
28-Dec-2000
Rules to be a Man
28-Dec-2000
Report Excerpts
21-Dec-2000
The Woman's Guide to What Men are Really Saying
21-Dec-2000
What Men Really Mean
14-Dec-2000
Famous Dumb Deaths
07-Dec-2000
101 Things you don't want your SysOp to say
07-Dec-2000
A Letter
29-Nov-2000
Dogs and Men
29-Nov-2000
Preparation for Parenthood
22-Nov-2000
Love, Lust, Marriage
15-Nov-2000
Memo from Accounting to All Staff
15-Nov-2000
You know it's been too long when ...
08-Nov-2000
Diced Carrot Syndrome
08-Nov-2000
Courses for Women
01-Nov-2000
Courses for Men
01-Nov-2000
Fuck: A most versatile word
25-Oct-2000
Men's Habits
25-Oct-2000
The Rules
18-Oct-2000
The Thing About Men
18-Oct-2000
Why Coffee is better than Women
11-Oct-2000
What's that definition again?
11-Oct-2000
Kee Wee Lun Gwidge
04-Oct-2000
Suggestion Rejection
04-Jan-2000
Chocolate
27-Sep-2000
Urinal Etiquette
27-Sep-2000
Makes your eyes water
20-Sep-2000
Kids Talk About Love
20-Sep-2000
The Cat in the Hat
13-Sep-2000
Rules for Bedroom Golf
13-Sep-2000
Courtroom Bloopers
06-Sep-2000
Special High Intensity Training
06-Sep-2000
Home Economics
30-Aug-2000
What am I?
30-Aug-2000
English Language
23-Aug-2000
A Test
23-Aug-2000
Men Are Like
16-Aug-2000
Perfection
16-Aug-2000
Thankyou for Flying United
09-Aug-2000
How to Win Arguments
09-Aug-2000
How Mindless Bureaucracy Begins
02-Aug-2000
Radio Interview
26-Jul-2000
Tax Deductions
26-Jul-2000
Trick Questions
12-Jul-2000
Reasons Computers must be Male / Female
12-Jul-2000
Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus
05-Jul-2000
Casual Day
05-Jul-2000
10 Christmas Gifts for Women
28-Jun-2000
Answering Machine Messages
28-Jun-2000
Weird Laws
21-Jun-2000
Camping Comments
21-Jun-2000
Because we are Men
14-Jun-2000
An Episode in Creativity
07-Jun-2000
Prison vs. Work
07-Jun-2000
Daily Thoughts / Eternal Truths
31-May-2000
Facts about Men
31-May-2000
Facts about Women
24-May-2000
One Liners
24-May-2000
Slogans
17-May-2000
Management
03-May-2000
Haz-Mat Info. Bulletin
26-Apr-2000
Complaint Letter Extracts
26-Apr-2000
The 5 toughest questions a Woman will ask ... and the answers
19-Apr-2000
Student Exam Papers II
19-Apr-2000
Student Exam Papers I
12-Apr-2000
Comebacks for your Working Life
12-Apr-2000
Translations
05-Apr-2000
A Technological Breakthrough
05-Apr-2000
Don't let these appear on your Rezumay
29-Mar-2000
One Liners
29-Mar-2000
Crash !
22-Mar-2000
English
22-Mar-2000
You know you've been a Consultant too long when ...
15-Mar-2000
Laws
15-Mar-2000
Now you get Direct Service
08-Mar-2000
A Letter to the Smithsonian Institute
08-Mar-2000
Ponder This
01-Mar-2000
50 Fun things to do in an Elevator
23-Feb-2000
12 Tips from Junior Employees
23-Feb-2000
Things you learn about Computers in the Movies
16-Feb-2000
Newspaper Headlines that just miss the mark
16-Feb-2000
Job Search Jargon
09-Feb-2000
A Few Good Bumper Stickers
09-Feb-2000
Toasters
02-Feb-2000
Administratium
02-Feb-2000
Meetings
26-Jan-2000
Days Off
26-Jan-2000
If Architects had to work like programmers
19-Jan-2000
Jack Handey
19-Jan-2000
Definitions of Life
12-Jan-2000
Steven Wright on Life
12-Jan-2000
Quotes of Wisdom
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