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You've had a bad day but ... 31-Mar-2005
Things to Say when You're Stressed 24-Mar-2005
American State Mottos 17-Mar-2005
No Wonder We're Confused 10-Mar-2005
The Wisdom of Will Rogers 03-Mar-2005
Rules of Housekeeping 24-Feb-2005
You know you're working in Corporate America when ... 17-Feb-2005
Facts about the average parent 10-Feb-2005
Stories for 2035 03-Feb-2005
You're not a kid anymore when ... 27-Jan-2005
You know you're in trouble when ... 20-Jan-2005
Famous Mothers 13-Jan-2005
BBQ 06-Jan-2005
Learn a New Word Each Day 30-Dec-2004
No Wonder We're Confused 30-Dec-2004
Rules for Dating my Daughter 23-Dec-2004
Home Remedies 23-Dec-2004
You've Had a Bad Day But 16-Dec-2004
The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store (Provided by Cathy) 16-Dec-2004
Newpaper Misprint (Provided by Amba) 09-Dec-2004
Words Women Use 09-Dec-2004
What store employees really mean. 02-Dec-2004
George Carlin Thoughts 02-Dec-2004
Things not to say to the police 25-Nov-2004
Rare Words 25-Nov-2004
Parking Lot Rules 18-Nov-2004
Reasons dogs don't use computers 18-Nov-2004
Ummm. What was that again? 11-Nov-2004
Automobile Acronyms 11-Nov-2004
2035 News Headlines 04-Nov-2004
From the mouth of the perfect wife 04-Nov-2004
New Mathematics 28-Oct-2004
Ways to identify if you are an American 28-Oct-2004
New taxes 21-Oct-2004
Things men know about women 21-Oct-2004
New drugs for men 14-Oct-2004
Cruel things to say to a naked man 14-Oct-2004
Rural Australian Computer Terms 07-Oct-2004
Who says pilots and controllers have no sense of humor? 07-Oct-2004
Generation-X Office Lingo 30-Sep-2004
Bill Gates New Mansion 30-Sep-2004
True facts about Americans 23-Sep-2004
Things to do in a public toilet 23-Sep-2004
Bit tit or little tits 16-Sep-2004
The cynics guide to life 16-Sep-2004
Things I;ve learned from my children 09-Sep-2004
If men were in charge of weddings 09-Sep-2004
Daffynitions 02-Sep-2004
If men were to rewrite the rules 02-Sep-2004
What a difference 30 years makes 25-Aug-2004
10 facts about the average parent 25-Aug-2004
No wonder we're confused 18-Aug-2004
Pregnancy Q & A 18-Aug-2004
You've had a bad day, but ... 11-Aug-2004
Why the Internet is like a Vagina 11-Aug-2004
Slogans? 04-Aug-2004
Hospital Charts 04-Aug-2004
Useful Expressions For High Stress Days 29-Jul-2004
I Bet You Didn't Know That 22-Jul-2004
Altering Words 15-Jul-2004
Hangover Ratings 08-Jul-2004
Little Known Illnesses 01-Jul-2004
Learn a new word every day 24-Jun-2004
Austin Powers Pickup Lines 24-Jun-2004
How To Stay Young 17-Jun-2004
Newspaper Headlines in the Year 2035 17-Jun-2004
Cheap And Simple Signs To Ward Off Burglars 10-Jun-2004
25 Signs that you've grown up 10-Jun-2004
YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO GO HOME WHEN 03-Jun-2004
You Know You're Kinky When 03-Jun-2004
Answering Machine at the Mental Hospital 27-May-2004
Don't take life too seriously 27-May-2004
Amusing Anagrams 20-May-2004
Food Spoilage Test for Bachelors 20-May-2004
You know you're the Corporate Geek when ... 13-May-2004
VIZ Top Tips 13-May-2004
Public Signs 06-May-2004
Condoms 06-May-2004
Computer Error Messages - in Haiku 29-Apr-2004
Bart Simpson Blackboard Quotes 29-Apr-2004
Touch Phone Tunes 22-Apr-2004
Weird Band Names 22-Apr-2004
Uses for Free Diskettes 15-Apr-2004
Uses for Duct Tape 15-Apr-2004
Politically Correct Terms for Cat Owners 08-Apr-2004
Politically Correct UNIX Terms 08-Apr-2004
Murphy's Law of Combat 01-Apr-2004
Mommy ! Mommy ! 01-Apr-2004
Shortest Books Ever Written 25-Mar-2004
Politically Correct Terms even the Politically Corrent Don't Know About 25-Mar-2004
Homes J Simpson's Words of Wisdom 18-Mar-2004
Staw Wars Masturbation Euphamisms 18-Mar-2004
Do It Claims 11-Mar-2004
Meet your computer 11-Mar-2004
You might be a redneck Jedi if ... 04-Mar-2004
You might be a redneck if ... 04-Mar-2004
Steps to poop like a Woman 27-Feb-2004
Steps to poop like a Man 27-Feb-2004
Drawbacks to working in a cubicle 12-Feb-2004
Things to do while watching Lord of the Rings 05-Feb-2004
Obnoxious Things to do at the Pool 29-Jan-2004
More things I learnt from The Movies 22-Jan-2004
Try to have fun 15-Jan-2004
Ways to confuse your roommate 08-Jan-2004
How to annoy your parents 08-Jan-2004
If they married 01-Jan-2004
It is said 01-Jan-2004
Christmas Cake Recipe 25-Dec-2003
Little Known Christmas Fact 25-Dec-2003
Getting out of a Blind Date 17-Dec-2003
Normisms (From Cheers) 10-Dec-2003
Things Girls think Guys should know 04-Dec-2003
When the honeymoon is over 27-Nov-2003
Why fishing is better than making love 27-Nov-2003
Fun things to do while driving 20-Nov-2003
25 Uses for Used Condoms 13-Nov-2003
Things not to say at a job interview 13-Nov-2003
Leave me alone 06-Nov-2003
Do you Answer C ? 30-Oct-2003
Difference between Men and Women 30-Oct-2003
Dumb Analogies 23-Oct-2003
Traffic Exam Forms 16-Oct-2003
Welfare Form Stupidity 16-Oct-2003
Laws 09-Oct-2003
Slogans that never caught on 09-Oct-2003
Things you don't want to hear during surgery 02-Oct-2003
Factoids 02-Oct-2003
It's great to be a guy 25-Sep-2003
Ponder this 25-Sep-2003
Books never written (and with good reason) 18-Sep-2003
Excuses for not going on a date 18-Sep-2003
Stressed ? 11-Sep-2003
Success Is 04-Sep-2003
Before and After Marriage 04-Sep-2003
25 Fun things to do at the Psychiatrists 28-Aug-2003
20 Useful Expressions 28-Aug-2003
35 Things not to say to the Cops 21-Aug-2003
10 Signs your Amish Son is in Trouble 21-Aug-2003
Parental Excuses (Spelling Included) 14-Aug-2003
Children's Books You'll Never See 07-Aug-2003
Ponder This! 07-Aug-2003
Rules for Bank Robbers 31-Jul-2003
Speaking of Intelligence 31-Jul-2003
Things you want to say at work, but probably never will 24-Jul-2003
Why men are proud beasts 24-Jul-2003
Disgusting World Records 17-Jul-2003
Amaze your friends with details of the inane 03-Jul-2003
25 Truths about Life 26-Jun-2003
Cat Conversation Starters 19-Jun-2003
What was that word again? 12-Jun-2003
Student Metaphors 05-Jun-2003
Anyone Remember These? 05-Jun-2003
Three Little Words 29-May-2003
45 Top Oxymorons 29-May-2003
OFFICIAL U.S. DEPARTMENT OF STATE TRAVEL ADVISORY - FRANCE 15-May-2003
Things the Internet has taught me 08-May-2002
Fortune Cookies You'd Like To See 08-May-2003
Rules that guys wish girls knew 01-May-2003
A Hard Life 24-Apr-2003
19 Things By Dave Barry 17-Apr-2002
Treasury of Deathless Quotes From the Iraqi Information Minister 17-Apr-2003
20 Clues to Calling it a Night 10-Apr-2003
A Few Good Thoughts 10-Apr-2003
More Classes for Men and Women 03-Apr-2003
Lessons 27-Mar-2003
More Bumper Stickers 20-Mar-2003
On Being a Man 13-Mar-2003
Twisted Homilies 13-Mar-2003
If Men wrote Advice Columns 06-Mar-2003
You are the Weakest Link 06-Mar-2003
Drunk Words 27-Feb-2003
Dilbert-like Quotes 27-Feb-2003
Dear Girls 20-Feb-2003
The Random May You Generator V1.0 20-Feb-2003
Why Engineers make the Best Husbands 13-Feb-2003
A Friendship Poem 06-Feb-2003
You know you're living in the '02's when ... 29-Jan-2003
Kids Speak 29-Jan-2003
Ode to Mum 16-Jan-2003
Old 16-Jan-2003
Trials and Tribulations of the English Language 09-Jan-2003
If A Mouse Fails 02-Jan-2003
Men Are Like ... 26-Dec-2002
The Good Housekeeping Way 19-Dec-2002
New Slang Dictionary 19-Dec-2002
Rejected Hallmark Cards 12-Dec-2002
What to expect from your IT department 12-Dec-2002
Proud to be an Australian 05-Dec-2002
Excuse Generator V1.0 28-Nov-2002
How to Shower 21-Nov-2002
Management 14-Nov-2002
Rules by Bill Gates 14-Nov-2002
Geography of Men and Women 07-Nov-2002
First Date 31-Oct-2002
Great Chicken Recipe 31-Oct-2002
Seven Questions with Seven Answers 24-Oct-2002
Two Hard Questions 17-Oct-2002
New Prices for Technical Support 10-Oct-2002
So you think you know everything 03-Oct-2002
Incredible 03-Oct-2002
Fun Things to do at K-Mart while your spouse/partner/significant other is taking his/her sweet time 26-Sep-2002
Signs You've Grown Up 19-Sep-2002
Story with a Moral 19-Sep-2002
Office Dares 05-Sep-2002
Ponder This 22-Aug-2002
Dear Bank Manager 22-Aug-2002
How to give a Cat a Pill 15-Aug-2002
How to Dump a Man 15-Aug-2002
Who Understands Men 08-Aug-2002
Movie Clichés 08-Aug-2002
Melbourne Railway Stations 01-Aug-2002
Rules for Driving in Melbourne 25-Jul-2002
Doctors 25-Jul-2002
Fools of the World 18-Jul-2002
I'm Glad I'm a Man 18-Jul-2002
The Wedding 11-Jul-2002
Useless Facts 11-Jul-2002
Maintenance 04-Jul-2002
BOOM ! 04-Jul-2002
Workplace Rules 27-Jun-2002
Cakes and Ale 27-Jun-2002
When You're Drunk 20-Jun-2002
More Comeback Lines 20-Jun-2002
Dumb Criminals 13-Jun-2002
Women Words 13-Jun-2002
If Men Got Pregnant 06-Jun-2002
A Story (circa Victorian Era) 06-Jun-2002
10 signs you've become a Geek 30-May-2002
Politically Correct Bedtime Story 23-May-2002
Famous Operations of Dr. Robert Liston (1846) 23-May-2002
Alphabet Insults 16-May-2002
FAQ's for Healthy Living 16-May-2002
Masturbation 09-May-2002
Catflaps 02-May-2002
My First Time 02-May-2002
Rule for Life 25-Apr-2002
US Tourists Guide to London 25-Apr-2002
Shot in the Head 18-Apr-2002
New Invention 18-Apr-2002
Creative Writing 11-Apr-2002
Corporate Culture Change 11-Apr-2002
You're a Jerk! by Patrick Hanifin (Published with Permission) 04-Apr-2002
Quayle'isms 28-Mar-2002
Letters between Husband and Wife 28-Mar-2002
The Reason Your Computer is Acting Funny Today 21-Mar-2002
Policy 14-Mar-2002
Chemistry Test 14-Mar-2002
Dark Sucker Theory 07-Mar-2002
Commonly Asked Questions About Men 07-Mar-2002
Hormones 28-Feb-2002
Seinfeld-isms 28-Feb-2002
Clean Hospital 21-Feb-2002
IBM 21-Feb-2002
User Queries 14-Feb-2002
Lightbulbs 14-Feb-2002
Come Back Lines 07-Feb-2002
Toasters 07-Feb-2002
Girlfriends 31-Jan-2002
The Facts of Life 31-Jan-2002
Dictionary of Dating 24-Jan-2002
More Weird Science 17-Jan-2002
Three Proofs About Jesus 17-Jan-2002
Quotes from Your Work 10-Jan-2002
Sex Quiz 01-Mar-2002
Weird Science 27-Dec-2001
Engage Brain - Open Mouth 20-Dec-2001
Intelligence Test 20-Dec-2001
Porn Star Name 13-Dec-2001
Reasons You Should Be Allowed To Drink At Work 13-Dec-2001
I'm Glad I'm a Woman 06-Dec-2001
Losers 29-Nov-2001
How to get people to stop bugging you about getting married 29-Nov-2001
Messages 22-Nov-2001
Proxy Father 22-Nov-2001
Embarrassing Moments 15-Nov-2001
Just in case you were having a bad day 15-Nov-2001
Work and Effort 08-Nov-2001
Teletubbies 08-Nov-2001
Nostalgia 01-Nov-2001
Computer Sex 01-Nov-2001
Paternity 25-Oct-2001
Embarrassing Moments 25-Oct-2001
The Human Race is Doomed 18-Oct-2001
Fairy Tale for Assertive Women 11-Oct-2001
And the Lord spoke to Noah 11-Oct-2001
Pull Over Driver 04-Oct-2001
Airline Attendants 04-Oct-2001
Users (sigh) 27-Sep-2001
Suicide 20-Sep-2001
Believe it or not 20-Sep-2001
Mothers are Great 13-Sep-2001
Strange but True 06-Sep-2001
Bricklayers Accident Report 06-Sep-2001
Dr. Suess on Technical Writing 30-Aug-2001
On 30-Aug-2001
Seinfeld 23-Aug-2001
In the beginning 23-Aug-2001
Felching 16-Aug-2001
Employee Evaluations 02-Aug-2001
Politically correct phrases when talking To/About Women 26-Jul-2001
German Phrases 26-Jul-2001
Have fun at the expense of others 19-Jul-2001
New Barbie's 19-Jul-2001
The A-Z of Women 12-Jul-2001
Haircuts 12-Jul-2001
Worlds Easiest Quiz? 05-Jul-2001
Dear Rich Bastard 05-Jul-2001
Worlds Shortest Books 26-Jun-2001
Things I've Learned 26-Jun-2001
How to interpret Staff Evaluation Reports 14-Jun-2001
Star Signs 07-Jun-2001
Proof that Women use Photocopiers more than Men 07-Jun-2001
What Women Say, What Men Hear 31-May-2001
I Hate 31-May-2001
The Difference between Men and Women 17-May-2001
Notes from an Inexperienced Chilli Taster 10-May-2001
Pizza Order 10-May-2001
Get with the program 03-May-2001
ER Stories 03-May-2001
Idiot Test 26-Apr-2001
Words that don't exist but should 26-Apr-2001
Sports Commentators 19-Apr-2001
6 Ways to Detect when the Honeymoon is Over 19-Apr-2001
Hierarchy 05-Apr-2001
Engineering the BBQ 29-Mar-2001
Church Bulletins 29-Mar-2001
And you say you don't know Jack Schitt 22-Mar-2001
Men and Women 15-Mar-2001
The 9 Types of Boyfriends 08-Mar-2001
The 9 Types of Girlfriends 08-Mar-2001
The Best of the Worst Country and Western Song Titles 01-Mar-2001
Chinese Proverbs 01-Mar-2001
Politically Correct ways to call someone Stupid 15-Feb-2001
11 Things you'll never hear a Woman say 08-Feb-2001
Parenting Definitions 01-Feb-2001
Slogans for Condom Week 01-Feb-2001
Most often asked questions from Women 25-Nov-2001
Frequent Flyer Frustration 18-Nov-2001
Rita Rudner's Fact about Men 18-Nov-2001
10 Things not to say out load in Victoria's Secret 11-Jan-2001
Concorde Advertising Slogans 11-Jan-2001
Ways to be Offensive at a Funeral 04-Jan-2001
Rules to be a Man 28-Dec-2000
Report Excerpts 28-Dec-2000
The Woman's Guide to What Men are Really Saying 21-Dec-2000
What Men Really Mean 21-Dec-2000
Famous Dumb Deaths 14-Dec-2000
101 Things you don't want your SysOp to say 07-Dec-2000
A Letter 07-Dec-2000
Dogs and Men 29-Nov-2000
Preparation for Parenthood 29-Nov-2000
Love, Lust, Marriage 22-Nov-2000
Memo from Accounting to All Staff 15-Nov-2000
You know it's been too long when ... 15-Nov-2000
Diced Carrot Syndrome 08-Nov-2000
Courses for Women 08-Nov-2000
Courses for Men 01-Nov-2000
Fuck: A most versatile word 01-Nov-2000
Men's Habits 25-Oct-2000
The Rules 25-Oct-2000
The Thing About Men 18-Oct-2000
Why Coffee is better than Women 18-Oct-2000
What's that definition again? 11-Oct-2000
Kee Wee Lun Gwidge 11-Oct-2000
Suggestion Rejection 04-Oct-2000
Chocolate 04-Jan-2000
Urinal Etiquette 27-Sep-2000
Makes your eyes water 27-Sep-2000
Kids Talk About Love 20-Sep-2000
The Cat in the Hat 20-Sep-2000
Rules for Bedroom Golf 13-Sep-2000
Courtroom Bloopers 13-Sep-2000
Special High Intensity Training 06-Sep-2000
Home Economics 06-Sep-2000
What am I? 30-Aug-2000
English Language 30-Aug-2000
A Test 23-Aug-2000
Men Are Like 23-Aug-2000
Perfection 16-Aug-2000
Thankyou for Flying United 16-Aug-2000
How to Win Arguments 09-Aug-2000
How Mindless Bureaucracy Begins 09-Aug-2000
Radio Interview 02-Aug-2000
Tax Deductions 26-Jul-2000
Trick Questions 26-Jul-2000
Reasons Computers must be Male / Female 12-Jul-2000
Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus 12-Jul-2000
Casual Day 05-Jul-2000
10 Christmas Gifts for Women 05-Jul-2000
Answering Machine Messages 28-Jun-2000
Weird Laws 28-Jun-2000
Camping Comments 21-Jun-2000
Because we are Men 21-Jun-2000
An Episode in Creativity 14-Jun-2000
Prison vs. Work 07-Jun-2000
Daily Thoughts / Eternal Truths 07-Jun-2000
Facts about Men 31-May-2000
Facts about Women 31-May-2000
One Liners 24-May-2000
Slogans 24-May-2000
Management 17-May-2000
Haz-Mat Info. Bulletin 03-May-2000
Complaint Letter Extracts 26-Apr-2000
The 5 toughest questions a Woman will ask ... and the answers 26-Apr-2000
Student Exam Papers II 19-Apr-2000
Student Exam Papers I 19-Apr-2000
Comebacks for your Working Life 12-Apr-2000
Translations 12-Apr-2000
A Technological Breakthrough 05-Apr-2000
Don't let these appear on your Rezumay 05-Apr-2000
One Liners 29-Mar-2000
Crash ! 29-Mar-2000
English 22-Mar-2000
You know you've been a Consultant too long when ... 22-Mar-2000
Laws 15-Mar-2000
Now you get Direct Service 15-Mar-2000
A Letter to the Smithsonian Institute 08-Mar-2000
Ponder This 08-Mar-2000
50 Fun things to do in an Elevator 01-Mar-2000
12 Tips from Junior Employees 23-Feb-2000
Things you learn about Computers in the Movies 23-Feb-2000
Newspaper Headlines that just miss the mark 16-Feb-2000
Job Search Jargon 16-Feb-2000
A Few Good Bumper Stickers 09-Feb-2000
Toasters 09-Feb-2000
Administratium 02-Feb-2000
Meetings 02-Feb-2000
Days Off 26-Jan-2000
If Architects had to work like programmers 26-Jan-2000
Jack Handey 19-Jan-2000
Definitions of Life 19-Jan-2000
Steven Wright on Life 12-Jan-2000
Quotes of Wisdom 12-Jan-2000
 
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