Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack gets tit-bit.
Man who lay woman on ground gets peace on Earth.
Man who gets kicked in testicles left holding the bag.
Man who kisses girls behind gets crack in face.
Woman who spend too much time on bedspring may have offspring.
Passionate kiss like spider web. Lead to undoing of fly.
Man who sucks nipples makes clean breast of things.
Man with holes in pockets feels cocky all day.
Man who snatches kisses when young kisses snatches when old.
Man who fights wife all day gets no piece at night.
He who fishes in others mans well often catches crabs.
He who plays with self pulls boner.
Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.
Virginity like balloon, one prick and all gone.
Girl who douches with vinegar walks around with sour puss.
Girls should not marry basketball players. They dribble before they shoot.
Man with athletic finger make broad jump.
Man who marry girl with no bust has right to feel low down.
Girl who ride bicycle peddles ass all over town.
Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
Baby conceived in back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard.
Be careful of the toes that you step on today, for they may be connected to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow.