MANAGING PARTNER
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a locomotive
Is faster than a speeding bullet
Walks on water
Gives policy to God

PARTNER
Leaps short buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a switch engine
Is just as fast as a speeding bullet
Talks with God

ASSOCIATE PARTNER
Leaps short buildings with a running start and favourable winds
Is almost as powerful as a switch engine
Is faster than a speeding BB
Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool
Talks with God if a special request is honoured

SENIOR MANAGER
Barely clears a quonset hut
Loses tug of war with a locomotive
Can fire a speeding bullet
Swims well
Is occasionally addressed by God

MANAGER
Makes high marks on the walls when trying to leap tall buildings
Is run over by locomotives
Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury
Treads water
Talks to animals

SENIOR CONSULTANT
Climbs walls continually
Rides the rails
Plays Russian Roulette
Walks on thin ice
Prays a lot

CONSULTANT
Runs into buildings
Recognises locomotives two out of three times
Is not issued ammunition
Can stay afloat with a life jacket
Talks to walls

ANALYST
Falls over doorstep when trying to enter buildings
Says 'Look at the choo-choo'
Wets himself with a water pistol
Plays in mud puddles
Mumbles to self

EA
Lifts buildings and walks under them
Kicks locomotives off the tracks
Catches speeding bullets in their teeth and eats them
Freezes water with a single glance
Is God

STAFFING COORDINATOR
Buried by building's rubble during earthquake
Tied to tracks as locomotive approaches
Stops bullets with skull when crazed gun-toting Consultant storms the office
Sinks to the bottom of the Bay when limbs are chopped off
Is the Anti-Christ