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Idiot Test

21 Correct - Genius
17 Correct - Above Normal
15 Correct - Normal
8 Correct - Nincompoop
6 Correct - Moron
3 Correct - Idiot

1 Do they have a 4th of July in England?

2 How many birthdays does the average man have?

3 Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

4 A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. How come?

5 Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?

6 How many outs are there in an inning?

7 Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?

8 Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.

9 Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

10 A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why?

11 If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

12 I have two US coins totalling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins?

13 If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?

14 How far can a dog run into the woods?

15 A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would the pills last?

16 A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?

17 How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?

18 A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?

19 How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

20 What was the President's name in 1950?

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1 Yes (they also have a 3rd of July, a 2nd of July, etc...)

2 One a year

3 All months have (at least) 28 days

4 The begger is the woman's sister

5 Because he is living

6 6 (3 per side)

7 No. the man would be dead

8 They are not playing each other

9 70 (30 divided by .5 is 60)

10 White. (the bear would be a polar bear, because the house must be at the north pole)

11 2 (you just took 2 apples)

12 A fifty cent piece, and a nickel (one is not a nickel, but the other one is)

13 Light the match first

14 Half way (then he would be running out)

15 One hour (the first one, a half hour later, and another one more half hour)

16 9 (all but 9 die...)

17 None. Moses was not on the ark

18 He weighs meat.

19 12

20 George W. Bush
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