It turns out there is a precise formula that can be used to derive your Soap Opera Name and your Porn Star Name. Research has shown that the degree of accuracy is frighteningly high.

Your Soap Opera Name = Your Middle Name + Your Mother's Maiden Name

You may have seen me on Neighbours as Billy Brown.

Your Porn Star Name = Your First Pet's Name + The Street You Grew Up On

I think I was better in Nightshape XXI as Coco Beaver !!