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Waste some time
Have a donut and some coffee
While you are supposed to be working

More Comeback Lines

M I know how to please a woman.
W Then please leave me alone.
M I guess you're pretty good at pleasing yourself then.

M I want to give myself to you.
W Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
M Oh, just cheap perfume then.

M Your hair colour is fabulous.
W Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.
M Is that also where you got your eyelashes and coloured contacts?

M You look like a dream.
W Go back to sleep.
M You mean this isn't a nightmare?

M I can tell that you want me.
W Yes, I want you to leave.
M Well, I wasn't planning on doing you HERE!

M Hey, baby, what's your sign?
W Do not enter. -OR- Stop.
M Really? You look more like a 'Yield.'

M Your body is like a temple.
W Sorry, there are no services today.
M Here's a donation to restore the exterior.

M Is this seat empty?
W Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
M [Looking away] Honey, there's two here!

M What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
W What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?
M You're right. I was lying.

M Haven't I seen you someplace before?
W Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
M Well, I guess you really don't belong in the men's room anyway.
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