Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce!
How about never? Is never good for you?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
Your ideas sound reasonable. Time to increase my medication.
Does your train of thought have a caboose?
Do I look like a people person?
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
Too many freaks. Not enough circuses.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.