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Books never written (and with good reason)

1. The Yellow River by I.P. Daily
2. The Numbers Game by Cal Q. Later
3. Under the Bleachers by Seymour Butts
4. Rusty Bed Springs by I.P. Freeley
5. Twenty yards to the Out House by Willie Makit and illustrated by Betty Wont
6. Spots on the Wall by Hugh Flung Poo
7. Falling Off a Cliff by Eileen Dover
8. The Complete Proctologist's Handbook by Ben Dover
9. The Joys of Drinking by Al Coholic
10. My Life with Igor by Frank N. Stein
11. Supporting Athletes by Jacques Strappe
12. Things That Itch by Mike Rotch
13. I Was Prepared by Justin Case
14. Green Spots on the Wall by Picken and Flicken
15. Small Treasures in the Toilet Bowl by I.P. Nickels
16. What Makes a Good Thief by Ian Yerhous
17. Waiting in Line for the Bathroom by Ivana Tinkle
18. Practical proctology by Bea Hind
19. The future of robotics by Cy Borg and Anne Droid
20. What to do if you're in a car accident by Rhea Ender
21. How things work by Wyatt Dunne
22. Breathing lessons by Hal E. Tosis
23. Why Should I Walk? by Iona Carr
24. Deep in Debt by Owen A. Lott
25. The Most and the Least by Maxi & Minnie Mum
26. Taking a Test by B.A. Wiseman
27. The Sun by Sol Ar
28. Pie by Don Cherry
29. Blazing!! by Lotta Heat
30. Computer Memory by Meg A. Byte
31. Gotta Go by C. U. Later
32. How to Serve Your Fellow Man by The Cannibals
33. Can't Go There by Hans Off
34. Card Suits by Di A. Mond
35. Checking Your Homework by R.U. Wright
36. The Membership List by Ross Terr
37. Manwich by 'Slop' E. Joe
38. The Giant Clock Tower by 'Big' Ben
39. All About Flowers by Chris Anthymum
40. Short Shorts by Daisy Duke
41. Boy Scout Brigade by Pat Troll
42. The Lost Scout by Werram Eye
43. Al Gore: The Wild Years
44. Amelia Earhart's Guide to the Pacific Ocean
45. America's Most Popular Lawyers
46. Career Opportunities for History Majors
47. Detroit - A Travel Guide
48. Different Ways to Spell 'Bob'
49. Dr. Kevorkian's Collection of Motivational Speeches
50. Easy UNIX
51. Ethiopian Tips on World Dominance
52. Everything Men Know About Women
53. Everything Women Know About Men
54. French Hospitality
55. George Foreman's Big Book of Baby Names
56. How to Sustain a Solo Musical Career by Art Garfunkel
57. Mike Tyson's Guide to Dating Etiquette
58. One Hundred and One Spotted Owl Recipes by the EPA
59. Staple Your Way to Success
60. The Amish Phone Book
61. The Engineer's Guide to Fashion
62. Things I Wouldn't Do for Money by Dennis Rodman
63. Human Rights Advances in China
64. The Differences Between Reality and Dilbert
65. The Book of Virtue by Bill Clinton
66. Famous Italian War Heroes
67. My Life's Memories by Ronald Reagan
68. Things I Can't Afford by Bill Gates
69. Things I Love About Bill by Hillary Clinton
70. How to Get to the Superbowl by Dan Marino
71. All the Satisfied Windows Users
72. Usages for Plutonium in the kitchen
73. Feminists Men Want to Marry
74. How to Choose the Best Lace Doily for Any Occasion by Arnold Schwarzenegger
75. Attractive Floral Arrangements by Sean Connery
76. How to Make Bush Smart by Uca Ant
77. The Day Hitler Ruined My Barmitsva by Ima Jew
78. Three Hundred And Twelve Ways To Die By Household Appliance by Sue I. Cide
79. The Day I Took Mr. Winky and Threw Him In A Sewer by L. Bobbit
80. Household Book of Tools by M.C. Hammer
81. How to Project Your Voice by Milli Vanilli
82. 'Fly Fishing' by J.R. Hartley
83. Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, 'Special People' are from ?
84. How to deal with bankruptcy by Bill Gates
85. How to Love Everyone by Adolf Hitler
86. How to be a Kamikaze Pilot by Osama Bin Laden
87. Late for Work by Dr. Wages
88. Kitty's Revenge by Claude Balls
89. Brown Streaks Across the Desert by Who Flung Dung
90. Ten Years in the Bathtub by Rink Lee Prune
91. Antlers in the Tree Top by Hue Goose 'the' Moose
92. The Rolling Hills of Iowa
93. Tiger in the Bathroom by Heidi Ingthe Tub
94. How to Eat Cereal by Poor A. Bowl
95. Smelly Stuff by Anita Bath
96. Being Lonely by Shenita Mann.
97. Technology in the 21st century by Rob Ott
98. A Hitchiker's Guide To Not Getting Killed by Ren Tacar
99. Things Women Can't Do by B. A. Mann
100. Gotta Go To The Bathroom by Think L. Maket, Illustrated by Betty Went, Published by Doris Laukt
101. The Art of Being of Discreet by Anonymous
102. What Happens When You Light A Fart by Hugh Gexplo Zhun
103. Bubbles in the Bath by Ivor Windybottom
104. Can't Sit Still by Ivan Auflitch
105. Microsoft Business Practices by Eve Hill
106. I Must Go Again by D. I. Aria
107. Interesting Places Around The World by Ben There & Don That
108. Pop Goes the Hamster and Other Great Microwave Games
109. How to Win in the Stock Market by Martha Stewart
110. The Importance of Telling the Truth by Bill Clinton
111. The Incompetent Bullfighter
112. Paris Monuments by I. Phil Taurer
113. Text Editing by E. Max and Vi
114. The Sheets Are Wet by I.P. Nightly
115. The Bearded Chinaman by Harry Chin
116. How to Exercise by Eileen and Ben Dover
117. Magical Bed Wettings by Peter Pants
118. A Devoted Husband by Bill Clinton
119. 100 ways to Diet by I. M. Hungry
120. One Wife is Best by Henry VIII
121. 101 Things to do on a Sunny Day in England
122. Getting Fired by Anita Job
123. Great Resturants by Bo Leamick
124. How to Remember Your Lines by Charlie Chaplin
125. Idiot's Guide to Babysitting by Fruit Juice
126. Crossing a Man with a Duck by Willie Waddle
127. A Sailor's Adventure by Ron A. Ground
128. Green Vegetables by Brock Ali
129. Raise Your Arms by Harry Pitt
130. Long Walk Home by Miss. D. Bus
131. Sitting on the Beach by Sandy Cheeks
132. Window Coverings by Kurt and Rod
133. Wheels in China by Rick Shaw
134. How To Dance by Sheik Yerbouti
135. Something Smells by I. Ben Pharting
136. I.Q. Competitions by Samar T. Pants
137. The Secret of Touching Your Toes by Ben Dover
138. The View of the Skyline by Bill Ding
139. My Life as a Gas Station Attendant by Phil R. Awp
140. What Evita Left Behind by Oliver Shoes
141. Embarassing Missing Items by Bikin E. Bottoms
142. How to Manage Your Company's Finances by Enron
143. Your Private Life Makes National News by Holly Wood
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