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Waste some time
Have a donut and some coffee
While you are supposed to be working

Complaint Letter Extracts

And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.
Can you please tell me when our repairs are going to be done as my wife is about to become an expectant mother.

Could you please send someone to fix our bath tap. My wife got her toe stuck in it and it is very uncomfortable for us.

He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it any more.

I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man I have on top of me every night.

I am still having trouble with smoke in my built in drawers.

I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.

I awoke this morning and found my water boiling.

I have had the clerk of the works down on the floor six times but I still have had no satisfaction.

I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and the rest are plain filthy.

I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.

I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.

I want to complain about the farmer across the road, every morning at 6:00am his cock wakes me up and its now getting too much for me.

I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.

I wish to report that the tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was that bad wind the other night that blew them off.

My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus in it.

Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two small children and would like a third so please send someone round to do something about it.

Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.

Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife.

The lavatory is blocked, this is caused by the boys next door throwing their balls on the roof.

The man next door has a large erection in the garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.

The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.

The toilet seat is cracked: where do I stand?

This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door.

When the workmen were here they put their tools in my wife's new drawers and made a mess. Please send men with clean tools to finish the job and keep my wife happy.

Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink.

Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk. Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant.

Would you please send a man to repair my downspout. I am an old age pensioner and need it straight away.
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