ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is nowgrowing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where some women go to dye.
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS: Animals you eat before they are born and afterthey are dead.
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MYTH: A female moth.
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes flies look good after all.
RAISIN: Celery with a sunburn.
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW: One of today's greatest labor saving devices.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.