ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is nowgrowing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where some women go to dye.

CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS: Animals you eat before they are born and afterthey are dead.

COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.

INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MYTH: A female moth.

MOSQUITO: An insect that makes flies look good after all.

RAISIN: Celery with a sunburn.

SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW: One of today's greatest labor saving devices.

YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.