FIVE REASONS COMPUTERS MUST BE FEMALE

No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

The message, 'Bad command or filename' is about as informative as 'If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you.'

As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay-check on accessories for it.

10 REASONS A COMPUTER MUST BE MALE

They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

A better model is always just around the corner.

They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.

It is always necessary to have a back up.

They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.

The best part of having one is the games you can play.

In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

The lights are on but no one is home.

Big power surges knock them out for the night.

Size does matter.