Excerpt from a recent live radio interview on one of the regional Welsh stations.

A female newscaster is interviewing the leader of a Youth club:

Interviewer:
So, Mr. Jones, what are you going to do with these children on this adventure holiday?

Jones:
We're going to teach them climbing, abseiling, canoeing, archery, shooting...

Interviewer:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible isn't it?

Jones:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the range.

Interviewer:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

Jones:
I don't see how, we will be teaching them proper range discipline before they even touch a firearm.

Interviewer:
But your equipping them to become violent killers.

Jones:
Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute but you're not one are you?

Needless to say, the interview was terminated almost immediately......