I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
I'm sleepy.
I'm sleepy.

I'm tired.
I'm tired.

Do you want to go to a movie?
I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

Can I take you out to dinner?
I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

Can I call you sometime?
I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

May I have this dance?
I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

Nice dress!
Nice cleavage!

You look tense, let me give you a massage.
I want to fondle you.

What's wrong?
I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this.

What's wrong?
What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?

What's wrong?
I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

I'm bored.
Do you want to have sex?

I love you.
Lets have sex now.

I love you, too.
Okay, I said it...wed better have sex now!

Yes, I like the way you cut your hair.
I liked it better before.

Yes, I like the way you cut your hair.
It doesn't look any different!

Lets talk.
I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.

Will you marry me?
I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.

(while shopping)
I like that one better.
Pick any freakin' dress and lets go home!

I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together.
I am gay.