#10. Does this come in children's sizes?
#9. No Thanks. Just Sniffing.

#8. I'll be in the dressing room going blind.

#7. Mom will love this.

#6. Oh the size won't matter. She's inflatable.

#5. No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here.

#4. Will you model this for me?

#3. The Miracle What? This is better than world peace!!

#2. Oh, honey, I'll never fit into that.

#1. 45 bucks?? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!!