COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP
BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YR WHACKER

DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YR WILLY

WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YR SPOUT

DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YR BONER

YOU CANT GO WRONG IF U SHIELD YR DONG

IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN' TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.

IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY COVER YR MONKEY

IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE

IT WILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YR PETER

SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YR DICK

IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YR MEAT

WHILE YR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YR PENIS

WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YR TROUSER MOUSE

ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YR MEMBER

NEVER, NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER

DON'T BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YR TOOL

THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YR ERECTION

WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL

A CRANK WITH ARMOUR WILL NEVER HARM HER

NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!